sean-codyvevo:

Don’t worry I have a towel on🌚

realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

selfiequeenxo:

I was watching mean girls on nick jr and they censored the words gay and homosexual but not bitch and slut because it’s not okay to expose kids to the existence of homosexuality but it’s okay for them to hear derogatory terms for women

(via jbattiest)

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via pikachino)

+Children.

shriekingpotatos:

I have never understood people who go to a family restaurant and throw a fit when I take them to a table that has a kid anywhere near them.

That happened today when I sat this old couple. I took them to a table and they practically screamed at me that they didn’t want to sit next to “that little…

fappuclno:

*gets home from school*

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(Source: fappuclno, via getfoutched)

getfoutched:

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